Here’s a playful joke along those lines:
Girl: “I just bought a few new dildos online. What did you get?”
Guy: “Well, I ordered a sex doll. Figured I’d get the whole package instead of just a part of it!”
Girl: “Haha, nice one! But you know, it’s funny—when a girl gets a vibrator, it’s seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blow-up latex doll with 6-speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system… he’s called a pervert!”
Guy: “Double standards, am I right?”
This setup gives a playful twist to the double standards while keeping the conversation light and humorous!